Well my friends, this year’s flux in allergies has had me thinking about relocating somewhere, colder and without stupid weeds & plants that want to bust a load of semen…er…I mean pollen all over the place!
Last week… I woke up covered in hives. It was the utmost worst. I guess I could even use it as an excuse for the lack of bloggage.
I mean each and every day I awoke looking like Shrek. But what made it worse was the despite it subsiding throughout the day, it got worse each morning. I had to get a histamine shot, take steriods, plus restart my normal allergy meds. Despite getting better, I have had enough!
And so I took to the internet to see where was the safest place a chick like me could reside. And the according to eHow, the following states may have to make room for this blogger….hell, I may even make some progress on my next book!
The following states that have low pollen:
4. New England
5. Northern California
7. New Hampshire
8. Upstate New York
And so I choose Alaska…
Quite frankly because it’s at the top of the damn list! I mean it’s top supreme chief out of states with the lowest levels of pollen throughout the year. Its cold dry air keeps those heavy pollinator plants/trees from jizzing on you or your car!
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