Drunken Insomniac in… Alaska???

Well my friends, this year’s flux in allergies has had me thinking about relocating somewhere, colder and without stupid weeds & plants that want to bust a load of semen…er…I mean pollen all over the place!


Last week… I woke up covered in hives. It was the utmost worst. I guess I could even use it as an excuse for the lack of bloggage.

The jpegs in this picture don’t even give justice to the amount of suffering I endured. And it was ALL OVER  my body! >_<

I mean each and every day I awoke looking like Shrek. But what made it worse was the despite it subsiding throughout the day, it got worse each morning. I had to get a histamine shot, take steriods, plus restart my normal allergy meds. Despite getting better, I have had enough!

And so I took to the internet to see where was the safest place a chick like me could reside.  And the according to eHow, the following states may have to make room for this blogger….hell, I may even make some progress on my next book!

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The following states that have low pollen:

1. Alaska
2. Washington
3. Oregon
4. New England
5. Northern California
6. Vermont
7. New Hampshire
8. Upstate New York
9. Massachusetts
10. Wisconsin

And so I choose Alaska…

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Quite frankly because it’s at the top of the damn list! I mean it’s top supreme chief out of states with the lowest levels of pollen throughout the year. Its cold dry air keeps those heavy pollinator plants/trees from jizzing on you or your car!

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Hell, if there are guys that look like Ryan Reynolds did in The Proposal… shit I’m packing my bags NOW!Ryan_Reynolds_in_The_Proposal_Wallp

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